[ oh my goddddd tex stahp why won't anyone believe york that she's YORK

whatever. onto more important issues. ]

Uh, the short version? For some big cosmic reason nobody goddamn understands, you got yanked here from your timeline, your universe, into this one, along with a bunch of other unlucky sons of bitches, yours truly included. Now we're all kinda stuck here, visitors in somebody else's universe, trynna get by.