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TEST DRIVE MEME
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TEST DRIVE MEME
TEST DRIVE MEME
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outsiders test drive meme! You can use this post to tag with characters you're interested in bringing to the game or who you'd like to try out in the setting.



Please set all threads in one of three areas: the landing zone, where your character get off the shuttle upon arrival; the markets, where your character might run into any of the station's alien population; or in the residential district they'll be staying in.
φ Please give the name and canon of your character in the subject line! OCs and AUs are welcome.
φ You may use threads from this post as a log sample, so long as it has at least 5 of your comments in action tags or prose.
φ You can keep CR from this meme if both players agree to it OOCly, and so long as you keep interactions to these starting areas.
φ Apps open on 1/27; the game opens 2/2.
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Please set all threads in one of three areas: the landing zone, where your character get off the shuttle upon arrival; the markets, where your character might run into any of the station's alien population; or in the residential district they'll be staying in.
φ Please give the name and canon of your character in the subject line! OCs and AUs are welcome.
φ You may use threads from this post as a log sample, so long as it has at least 5 of your comments in action tags or prose.
φ You can keep CR from this meme if both players agree to it OOCly, and so long as you keep interactions to these starting areas.
φ Apps open on 1/27; the game opens 2/2.
φ You can find more information on our setting here, and our navigation is here!
Jeff "Joker" Moreau | Mass Effect
[it should come as no surprise that wherever joker is - which just happens to be inside the afterlife club - that he's causing something of a fuss. and by causing a fuss, we mean he's conveniently left his credit chit on the normandy and has been trying to get out of paying for drinks.
and the turian bartender has had enough. clearly.
which is why he's in the process of being hauled toward the nearest exit, hat sitting just slightly to the side due to the haste of some particularly overzealous bodyguards yanking him up out of his chair.] This is bullshit!
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[she doesn't have to raise her voice. it's amazing how a forceful hand on an arm and a hard look can get a couple of guys to back down. 'don't fuck with Aria' may be Omega's number one and possibly only rule, but nobody's really looking to mess with Shepard, either.
thankfully, she has hers. not that she really expected to need it where she had been headed, but. force of habit. so she waves her omni-tool over to pay, and sends the bartender and bouncers alike away with another look.
and sits down, sighing, but smirking at Joker nonetheless.]
And what happened to your 'personal assistance mech'? Or do they not serve her kind here.
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once his debts are paid, he drops down into a chair next to his commander, smiling back at her in that i really should thank you for that but i'm just gonna be sarcastic instead way of his.] She has things she wanted to do back on the Normandy, and I didn't feel like waiting around. I don't drag her everywhere, Commander.
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Probably. So far, she's been a great boost to civilian morale and hasn't pushed any boundaries.
[propping her chin on one hand, one eyebrow lifted, she continues:]
Though honestly, Joker? If she hasn't put it together just by poking around the ship, you get a medal.
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Hey! [That gets their attention. Which isn't good. Quick, think of something...] There you are! I've been looking all over for you. Did you lose your card again?
[The one bodyguard gives her a skeptical look and she pulls out her credit chit, flashing it. There's not much on it, but...] Thank you so much for finding him. I'll take care of things from here, if you don't mind.
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who the hell cares. he's rolling with it just as quick as anything else, waving her over even as she approaches. because if this gets him out of being thrown out? you bet your ass he's going to make sure it works.] See, this is what you get for leaving me to my own devices. I just get myself into trouble.
[it's said cheekily, of course, and he turns to the guy holding his arm, raising his eyebrows at him.] We cool? You gonna let me go now?
[which just gets him shoved in this mystery savior's direction, and he can't help but to huff out a laugh of thanks.] You really saved my ass. I'd say let me buy you a drink, but .. uh. Yeah.
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[And she most certainly does not want to get involved with the bodyguards in a real fight, even if she could light their clothes on fire and send them screaming. Hawke waits for them to leave, holding out a hand to stop her new acquaintance from potentially falling over. She half-smiles.]
It's all right. I don't think it'll cover much, though, so we should probably slip out before they figure that out.
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[but he does wait until those asshole are out of earshot before he audibly deflates with relief. he'd been pretty sure that he'd been about to be thrown out on his ass with a couple of broken bones just for his trouble.
at her idea, though, he's quick to motion toward the nearest exit, wondering if they really can just slip out the back without being noticed. he's heard about it being done before, but .. it's hard to be stealthy when all you can do is shuffle about.] Let's go, and I'll find a way to make it up to you sooner or later. Seriously. I didn't need any broken shins.
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[Really, Joker. She leveled a bit of a less-than-pleased look at the pilot, then turned her attention to the turian bouncers, her voice firm but polite. She was no-nonsense as only a military doctor could be.]
I'll pay for his tab and take things from here, thank you.
BRB SCREAMING OMG.
[once she pays his tab, though, they let him go - though it isn't with any extent of grace, and he damn near falls flat on his ass.] .. Efficient, aren't they? Sheesh.
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[She took a step forward when he stumbled; there for support if he wanted it, but not about to force him to take it. There if he needed her, as she so often was.]
They've had practice, and on worse than you. Let's not give them any more, shall we?
Re: Jeff "Joker" Moreau | Mass Effect
Claudia leans forward, and offers a gloved hand just in case he needs a little help. No one else seems to be doing it. ]
Aw man... That really sucked. Are you okay? [ Then quietly chiding herself. ] No, of course not. Yeah, Claudia, getting tossed out of the doors — perfectly okay.
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[he's so full of shit that it's a wonder his eyes aren't turning brown, but .. that's neither here nor there.
he makes it a point to brush himself off, and while he could probably use the help in pulling himself up completely, he waves that offered hand off with a huff, though it isn't meant impolitely.] You kidding? Never been better. Getting thrown out on my ass by a couple of ugly bastards was at the top of my list of things to do today. Now that that's done, all I have to do is figure out a cure for cancer and I'm golden.
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Only two things on your list? You'll be done by lunch. That doesn't leave much excitement for the rest of the day.
Who's 'Shepard' anyway?
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But she approaches, offers him a hand in case he needs help.]
That looked like a whole lot of fun. What happened?
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[and he shrugs.] S'life, though .. at least I didn't break anything on the way out.
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[But she smiles slightly.] So what, is dodging a tab harder here?